Calling the people that take you down jerks seems to attacking people lol. I seriously have never heard of the fast fingers for drummers though. I've had the fast fingers from video games all my life, but the musicians I've heard of with the fastest fingers have been through wind instruments, guitar, and piano. Not sure that the laptop would have anything to do with it. I used to hit the throttle before and after I got my mouse. I'm pretty sure this is going to affect me to as soon as I get to play it.