[LCN] Mob Wars: LCN May 2015 GearJam Contest!

Name: Dark Phoenix Rising
Type: Armor
Description: A full body suit, specially tailored according for both gentlemen and ladies. Red in color with flame graphics. Made out of special material that is resistant to all types of damage.

 

Name: Green Goblin Glider
Type: Vehicle
Description: A motorized flying device for zipping back and forth between place to place. For those days when you can't find a cab and Uber's surge pricing is too high.

 

Name: Bat'leth of Darkness
Type: Weapon
Description: A multi-bladed hand-to-hand weapon that provides superior advantage in close combat. Perfect for that trip to the moon base when you expand your criminal empire there!

 

Name: The Ronnie Mac
Type: Vehicle
Description: A two-tone, red and yellow 80s era 4 door sedan (such as an Oldsmobile Cutlass), loaded with all of your favorite stuff (air bags, lowered suspension, rims, etc.) Your favorite clown is optional.

 

Name: Killa Outfit
Type: Armor
Description: Something for the gangsterettes out there! For those nights when you need to be "out on the town" handling your business. A depression-era themed one-piece mini-dress (complete with fedora, fishnets, heels, etc.) that is both modern and sexy at the same time.

 

Love this!

 

Item: Kombat Dragoon
Class: Vehicle
As far as I see, animals have been weapons more than vehicles, and the few that there are have very low stats.
This all black dragon with fire-breath is the ultimate transport for masters of dark arts both ancient and modern. It's firey red eyes glow under layers of leather armor and covering leading to a full throne saddle. The dragon carries this with ease as his full length from nose to spiked tail is 50' and wingspan over 100'.

 

Item: Mobster cigar
Class: Armor
Description: This is the piece of equipment every decent 20's mobster needs. The thickest, smokiest Cuban cigar ever made, with that devilish orange glow. Now with delicious brownish color and a detailed belt around the wrapper. A neat producer's label can also be seen.

 

Name: Two Dolla Ho
Type: Weapon
Description: Your typical average street walker. Not the upscale call girls you might normally use the services of, mind you. Think missing teeth, really cheesy outfits, terrible wigs, too much makeup, torn stockings, visible track marks, etc. She's a weapon because of all of the infectious diseases that she's carrying that she can spread to your enemies.

 

priceless

 

Name: Super String Shooter
Type: Weapon
Description: A way to totally incapacitate your enemies before the coup de grace. Shoot at them endlessly until they are totally wrapped up and defenseless. Then do what you will with them.

 

I have to add one more. Several people in chat complain about being chained. It's time you give those chainers a proper weapon to attack with.

Name - Chain Flail
Type - Extremely strong attack weapon
Description - Medieval style flail with carved wooden handle, steel spiked pommel, and multiple lengths of chain (like a cat-o-nine tails) with bloody spiked steel balls on the end of each length of chain.

 

Item: World Champion Boxing Belt
Type: Armor

Formerly the possession of recent boxing champion, Money Mayweather, this solid gold and jewel encrusted prize symbolizes victory. It's shiny gold face piece and elaborately decorated leather strap are hand-crafted flawlessly and of the world's finest. Too bad the title fight was supposed to end in a dive. He's lucky to escape with his life. The belt will serve as down payment on losses yet to be returned.

 

Name: The Killa Kangsta
Type: Weapon
Description: Fresh from our Australian friends! A gun-wielding kangaroo that is also good in hand-to-hand combat if necessary. Crikey!

 

Name: The Suicide King
Type: Weapon
Description: A gangster who goes around doing nothing but killing raids. Maybe wearing some kind of S&M costume since he seems to be a glutton for punishment.

 

Name: Rapidfire Pumpkin Blaster
Type: Weapon
Description: A cannon that will inundate your enemies with endless amounts of pumpkins and beat them into submission. Perfect for those gangster wars on Halloween!

 

Name: Old Fogie Stogie
Type: Armor
Description: A massive bodyguard, over 7 feet tall, over 300 pounds. He is experienced and in the twilight of his chosen profession, hence his nickname.

 

Name: Lunar Rover
Type: Vehicle
Description: A NASA-inspired, space-age jeep-like vehicle with super-inflated tires. Ideal for the expansion of your criminal empire to the new Moon Base location!

 

Name: Developer's Laptop
Type: Weapon
Description: A superior laptop designed to withstand any task. From hacking to playing silly games. From searching adult sites to chatting on Facebook. The slim design of this portable device is just mind-blowing. It isn't just the smallest and most powerful laptop on the planet, it also has the world’s first virtually borderless infinity display. Secured with a fingerprint scanner and several other useless features that make this machine the perfect cyber-crime unit.

 

Name: Swordfish Computer Superworm
Type: Weapon
Description: A virtually unstoppable computer virus that will take down all of your enemies' technical capabilities. Inspired by this morning's wonderful turn of events, which I'm sure will have its own dev thread later.