TGIF! Here’s your development news round-up for the past week! Player Bans January 19 - January 25 As a reminder, the following numbers are permanently frozen accounts, and don't count temporary freezes. FB: 8 KPs2: 1 Kong/Armor: 2 The majority of permanently frozen accounts are frozen for being a shared or alternate account. This is something we actively investigate, and we appreciate players reporting suspicious accounts to us. If you have any questions or comments about a frozen account, please direct them through Support as the Forums are not the place to discuss account freezes, because of the sensitive account information involved. New Limited Items! A new week means new Limited Items! Here’s what’s up for grabs: February Monthly Calendar! Sunday is the start of a new month, so you know what that means...a new monthly Calendar! The February Monthly Calendar starts Sunday at 10:00 am PST and runs until February 28. January Item Creation Contest 2015 Voting The Gearjam is almost over! Make sure to vote on which item you want to win! Facebook Open Graph 2.0 API Update In case you missed this public service announcement earlier this week, Facebook is switching over to Open Graph 2.0 on April 30 2015 and we need to update our games to match. You can read the whole announcement here, but the gist of it is that our games run on a version of Facebook’s back-end code that will be outdated in April and we need to upgrade out games so that they continue to work when the switchover occurs. Players on Facebook will not notice anything happening as a result of this process and when April 30 rolls around everything will continue exactly as it has been. The one side effect is that the majority of our dev time will be dedicated to this process until it is complete, so there will be a slow down on updates and new features. We are hoping to finish this process as soon as possible and we’ll let you know when it is complete. Support Report with your favorite burrowing nocturnal mammal and Answerpreneur, Aardvark! Aardvark has fled the country on vacation, so the Support Report will be absent from TGIF for the next couple of weeks. I will try to maintain Aardvark’s penchant for amusing and insightful postscripts, but the outlook on that is not very good. mi7ch, who could not think of anything to put here Terrible Joke of the Week Here's your lame joke of the week! What do British nuclear engineers eat? Spoiler Fission chips! That's it for TGIF this week, everybody! Thanks for reading and have a great weekend! Play Now! Facebook Canvas: https://apps.facebook.com/zombieslayer/?fb_source=appcenter&fb_appcenter=1 Facebook Connect: http://www.kanoplay.com/zombieslayer?game_server=server_1 Kano Play Server 2: http://www.kanoplay.com/zombieslayer?game_server=server_2 Kongregate: http://www.kongregate.com/games/kanoapps/zombie-slayer Armor Games: http://armorgames.com/zombie-slayer-game/14869
Alright the scotch bottle and haggis I get, but the selkirk racer? He didn't write the selkirk grace and I doubt there were many race cars about in the 17th century
Wikipedia says that it is attribute to Robert Burns, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'll make sure to chastise Aardvark for her improper researching.