TGIF! This Monday is Victoria Day here up here in Canada, which means an especially cool parade here in Victoria. It also means a long-weekend, which means a short trip up Island for your truly! Anyways, let's take a look at this past week: Player Bans May 3 - May 9 As a reminder, the following numbers are permanently frozen accounts, and don't count temporary freezes. FB: 15 MS: 1 Kong: 0 If you have any questions or comments about a frozen account, please direct them through Support as the Forums are not the place to discuss account freezes, because of the sensitive account information involved. New limited items! A new week means new limited items! Think they're awesome? Go get them! Battle Arena Display Updates Because we're always looking to make the Battle Arena a better experience, we recently made a few updates! Check out this thread for more information! Battle Arena Multiple-Attack Feature Part of the updates we introduced was a new Multiple-Attack feature. After a wonderful amount of player feedback from Pirate Clan players, we have decided to make some changes to the feature. Check out this thread for a summary of the feature that will be hitting the May 19th Battle Arena! Recent Stability Improvements As many of you likely noticed recently, we've been having some performance/stability issues, most notably with slower connection times during peak times and/or the Battle Arena. Our tech guys have been hard at work the past few weeks to get to the bottom of the issues, and we've made some recent improvements that should solve many of the issues we've been experiencing. We will continue to closely monitor performance, and we appreciate your patience while we sorted the issues out. Want to help the forums be more awesome? We've had some awesome applications come in lately, and it's been awesome seeing all the passionate community members wanting to help out. We're always looking for additional applicants, so if you're interested make sure you email me at community@kanoapps.com Support Report Just a reminder, the Support Report is normally written by our wonderful Support Person Melanie AKA Aardvark Melanie didn't have anything specific to write about this week, so I felt I (Dan) would take this opportunity to remind you all to be wonderful to eachother. That is all. -WB Terrible Joke of the Week Terrible joke of the week time! Check it out! What do you call an illegally parked frog?Toad.<--Highlight for the thrilling answer. I hope that pun doesn't cause anyone to croak! Or leap away in frustration. Have a great weekend! Play Now! Facebook Canvas: http://bit.ly/zs_forum_tgif Facebook Connect: http://bit.ly/zs_forum_fc MySpace: http://bit.ly/zs_forum_ms
Weeeeeeee! Here's one for you. I happen to be german so one of my friends enlightened me with a German joke and it was so funny I couldn't stop laughing. What do you call an angry German?