TGIF! May is here! Fun Canadian weather fact: the city I grew up in went from 30ish Fahrenheit (around 0 Celsius) and snow earlier this week to an estimated 30ish Celsius (86ish Fahrenheit) for this weekend. Weather is fun! Anyways, let's take a look at this past week: Player Bans Apr 19 - Apr 25 As a reminder, the following numbers are permanently frozen accounts, and don't count temporary freezes. FB: 5 MS: 2 Kong: 0 If you have any questions or comments about a frozen account, please direct them through Support as the Forums are not the place to discuss account freezes, because of the sensitive account information involved. New limited items! A new week means new limited items! Think they're awesome? Go get them! Battle Arena Achievements are coming! Really! As many of you know, Battle Arena achievements have been quite the roller-coaster ride! Like we announced last week, we were hoping to get them out at some point this week, however we ran into some implementation issues that we need to sort out to ensure there were no issues when the achievements were available. Although they're still not currently available, we're hoping they will be soon, and they will be collectable in your Arena lobby screen (where you join the Arena) when they're finally released. Check out this thread for more details! May Calendar May is here! May-be you knew that, May-be you didn't, but either way, there May be a new monthly calendar here (there is.) All our Knowledgebase is belong to you!* Have questions about the games? How about Support? Have you checked out the knowledgebase yet? No? Why not? Go check it out! *Please note that our Knowledgebase is actually belong to us, although bonus points to anyone who knows what the title is referencing Want to help the forums be more awesome? We've had some awesome applications come in lately, and it's been awesome seeing all the passionate community members wanting to help out. We're still looking for additional applicants, so if you're interested make sure you email me at community@kanoapps.com Support Report Just a reminder, the Support Report is written by our wonderful Support Person Melanie AKA Aardvark Happy weekend players! Support has been a bit of scramble this week - we had a number of server-related issues late last week which were mostly resolved, but we've had a trickle of odd issues have been popping up here and there throughout the week - mostly in the form of error messages or feedposts that seem out of place. As always, if you see anything going on with your game that doesn't seem quite right, please make a Ticket and we will do everything in our power to get to the bottom of it. In other news, there seems to be some confusion regarding underage players so here's a quick clarification: Kano/Apps makes games that are designed with adults (people aged 18+) in mind. However as with most other games, younger people can and do use our apps. The Terms of Use state that players under the age of 18 must have the consent of their parents or legal guardians to play, and by installing our apps are representing that they have permission. If at any point a parent feels that our apps are not appropriate, they may contact us to discuss their child's account. Something we don't do is kick people off because someone tattled on them for only being 16, so please don't contact us just because you think someone who is annoying you may be underaged. -Aardvark Joke of the Week Joke of the week time! Yet again, another joke from Bad Joke Owl. Enjoy! Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!<--Highlight for Joke! That's all for this week! Have a great and awesome weekend everyone! Play Now! Facebook Canvas: http://bit.ly/zs_forum_tgif Facebook Connect: http://bit.ly/zs_forum_fc MySpace: http://bit.ly/zs_forum_ms
Yeah, Zero Wing started it.... then as usual it went global as most idiotic things do when they sound funny. Weeeee, leave it to Kano for random fact finding in the dark corners of one's brain.
And can you please, please, pretty please find a better Joke of the Week? I get it that it has to be very neutral as to not offend anyone...but my god, really?
Zero wing is great! And Blasphemy, I'll see what I can do for next week, although absolutely no promises
