want a good laugh?

"Aids has killed One Major Rectal Orifice."

 

Clearly you underestimate the power of Sand, bearer of DEEZ NUTZ. His attacks can circumvent the time space continuum and even attack you at a lower level...ever wonder why all the sudden you have losses appear on your stats that you don't remember losing?? Sure you could say you were attacked while you were offline and killed but you would be in folly. The truth is they were all Sand punching down at you back when you were a level 10, that's why. Oh yeah, he gets to bypass the XP range thing too. Eddie did a real doozy on that account.

 

I'm confused.. Needed to be a little more specific =S

You put Up Uranus in the hospital.

 

You have killed your own mother and collected their reward of $31,386,687,533.

 

You have killed Clan Leader DeadTime.

 

@ Hi polish i love your new picture >> parasite Polish

 

Glad u like it Para, its all in good fun. I hope the cat liked the one before that.."the pimp blimp", that one was for him. Once again...all in good fun.

 

Parasurama The BloodAxe Legend has just asked all her Chieftains to attack you. Prepare for war!

 

YOU LOSE!
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You have killed WAR DA MOST DANGEROUS MAN ON DA FIGHT LIST and collected their reward of $70,546,838,060.
You were killed.
Heal: $917,057
+$0 | -727 XP | -2,080 Health Lost | 505 Health Damage Dealt

 

lol kamikaze kill

 

You put noobs in the hospital.

 

YOU WIN!
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You have killed Bad Ass Killer.

Needs some work, i bet he can't kill me back.

 

MORE Laughs !!!!

Nikki Nympalette Devil was just punched by PimpDaddyDuke
The Warden wants a Nappy Headed HoHo
im the beast wants Amy blows you a kiss to turbo asswhupper him
C A F F E I N E 2000mg just killed the Drinker
OffWithHisHead just came All Over My Face
Pog McFister has just asked all their Zombie Slayers to Dutch
KittyLicker just asked MamaMcFister to give her an Enigma
asshole just killed In the END there can be only 1
Philipp Ice Pick just punched Luca The Iceman
Ooh Piece Of Candy was licked by Ms Sweet Lips
Kristopher Heavy Hands wants to meet xXx MORE EVIL THAN U xXx
Willow Im Feeling Staby just killed an al ka seltzer
Mama Nasty was just killed by The Big One


Just Funning around with the CraZy names people use !!!

 

Santa banta jokes are very funny.

 

It's not funny if you have to edit them to make them funny

 

You put CATS DONT FLOAT in the hospital.


And yeah, i thought Drinker was in my squad =S

Also Kittylicker is a dude. I hear he likes to lick the pussy in the swimming pool.

 

You just punched in the face In the END there can be only 1 and dealt 1 damage.

So does this mean that it's the end?

Well, i certainly had a lot of fun playing. Was nice killing you all (those of you on FB atleast )

 

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I don't get the joke...

Is this supposed to be funny?