Whine Complain Save Me from Myself!!!

I don't care everyone else is doing it and I feel left out!!


So I attacked this guy level 5000, I myself am level 5, so he's 1000 times my level... now he is beating on me and hurting my feelings.... I keep attacking him but I never win... I don't know why he keeps attacking me. I tried hitlisting him a couple times... I had to spend a lot of money to get the money to do that I guess.... but all he did was hitlist me a bunch of times.

I'm so sad and he's just a big meanie bully poopy head!!! Somebody make him stop!!! Delete his account that he's prolly worked hard on and spent a lot of money on, just cause I think he's a doody face!!!



yeah..... not seeing the allure....

 

LMAO i was about to make one of these myself


help help help someone is attacking me nonstop i didnt provoke em in anyway i swear i swear
please get this bully off me.here here's his attacks on me

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

You be attacked by Left Eye Breath SKARHEAD with a Battle Boost of 10%.
You won the Battle gaining 0 coins.

what warrants such unprovoked attacks
help help helpppppppppppppppppppp LOL

 

"Oh, someone, HELP me! I scoured the forum for advice on how to get these bullies to leave me alone and found nothing! helphelphelp!!!"



Ugh, and then when you point this thread out to them, they will claim that it is from a different website and doesn't apply to any of the KANO games...

 

I got attacked harvesting my crops in viking clan !!! What shall i DO???

 

ROFLMAO ...you are funny !

 

no kidding.

LMFAO Harvesting your crops in Viking Clan?? And somebody just attacked you?! That HAS to be against the Terms of Service!! I'm going to scour the ToS to find the passage that refers to that!!

 

Some players keep sending dogs and zombie scorpions to get me! How do I defend myself?!?

 

It's so unfair... these guys are obviously cheating... they're like level 3000 and and and I'm lvl 300.... I've been playing for like 3 days and they are beating on me for attacking them!!! They can't be higher level than me that's just not fair!!!

 

They are cheating because you attack them and they hit back? LOL

Someone provide me with this guy's game URL so I could cheat on him too LOL

 

LMAO I think you're in my clan eddie LOL.

i certainly hope everyone knows this whole thread is a satyr.

 

Satyr? I hope not. Satyr's are man with goat legs.

I think you mean Satire.

And by the way, I really need help. I axe-slapped a small player and now he keeps attacking me, giving me xp and money! How shall I defend myself?

And I killed a High Level Player on the Bounty list of FB and now he hitlists and attacks me? Help me with this bully! I lose xp and coins through him!

 

Satyr (SAY-tur) = Greek myth origin, a half-man half-goat
the Roman version is "faun"

Satire (sah-TIRE) = "the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc."
basically, we are over-exaggerating in an attempt to poke fun at the whining crybabies who don't know how to play the games

But my Armada is dealing with a whiner's clan. The leader is 3-400 levels above me (I am normally out of his range) and keeps crying that I am beating him and that my Armada is evil for siccing me on him.
More information on "sic" - http://wordsmith.org/words/sic.html

 

LOL I mixed this thread up with this one:

http://forums.kanoapps.com/showthread.php?t=3320&page=2

hahaha

 

not surprising.... that thread was started by one of the inspirations for this thread lol.

yes I know I know.... I was in a hurry and, well, they SOUND similar in MY head so

hmmmm perhaps both apply to this thread??? LOL

 

Aaaahahahahahaa....you crack me up!!! I hear a lot of this crap all the time....good job!!

 

Help me pls, the hsd bullies just keep attacking me, all I did was listing three or four of them, cheap guys, and they hitlisted me non-stop! Someone please delete their accounts for the sake of Pirate Clan!

 

Clearly anyone who uses a heal button while fighting is cheating. If you all cant see this, it's because youre bots.


HALP!!1!

 

lol yup cheaters healing so you can get listed again! lol

 

its not fair its not fair you can hide syndicates/factions/guilds/armadas


its not fair whaaaa wwwaaahhhhhhh waaaahhhhh

GET OVER IT ALREADY

GET OVER IT GET OVER IT GET OVER IT

EVEN AFTER THAT STILL COMPLAINTS

IT IS WHAT IT IS NOW SUCK IT UP OR GO HOME

 

WAAAAH! I can't list small players at will any more! I need to actually list my rivals! This is outrageous, I want to bully low levels at will!