Just wanted to congratulate the big guy

You were killed by D I L L I G A F and lost -693 XP.
2 hours ago delete

Very well done, old chap! You can see why you're at the top with your skills killing slayers but a fifth of your level.

I commend you, seriously. What you have shown is skill and power worthy of coming from the ZS no.1.

I shall wear this like a badge of honour, along with any further i may receive.

Thanks in advance, your mother's best friend.

 

Very Well Executed, My Friend

I am not commenting on my opinion of the intent of your message, but on the style of delivery.
I had this really pompous voice going in my head, this elderly-English-butler voice and it just cracked me up.
And then I burst out laughing at the last line.
I congratulate you, my good sir/gentle lady.

 

English butler

Lol now i too imagine a english butler talking like that xD like john hannah, you know, rachel weisz brother in the "mummy " movie, just epic Ahad

 

Thank you for the comments, it's good to know i can actually do something somewhat productive if, and, or when i put my mind to it.
And you seem to read my character like a book, only more sarcastic than pompous.

At least i didn't think of this while spanking the monkey... He was spanking me!

 

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I didn't think of ^^ THIS ^^ while twanking.. I thought of your cavemother! "Hell, if caves could talk..."

They would speak of your mother never finding the right man, and having to take the plunge...
Of her having to masturbate an ape, until sufficiently solid to take it up into her munge...
And then the cross-breeding begins! You're not all that horrendously hideous.. You're just a couple baps short of a pack of flourd buns.

 

That was the point. It's pretty clear what Ahad meant. It was an innuendo, a double-meaning.

 

Umm no. I did NOT think of any of this while spanking my monkey, i thought it up while being spanked by the old bloke / ape / whatever the funcle jester he doesn't want to be called because he can't seem to grasp reading comprehension above school level.

 

I didn't say you were performing the action, I merely said it was obvious that you knew there was another meaning to "spanking the monkey."
(and if the post I quoted was in response to Dill, then I apologize for my error in reading)

And, Dill - while Ahad's comment was a little raunchy, there was no need to be so crass and rude.
Dill, chillax. Go look up the meaning and usage of "entendre". Ahad's comment about your mother was a continuation of his "spanking the monkey" *joke*.

 

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That it could never be said that this forum isnt educative, one could learn a lot of advanced english here xD

 

Trolls and grammar nazis; just two of the many wonders of online forums.

But I believe this thread has outlived its purpose.

 

There are still many lulz to be had here, i just need to think up more ways to subtly imply that Thomas is an inter-bread-tacular beast-monkstrousity with more empty space in his wallet than sense.

Hell, he probably has more bust-mass than sense, i can tell. I'm a tit myself. Takes one to smell some. His reek! Must be all that monkey fur gathering on the underside leading to some seriously sweaty monkeh moobs!

 

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh die quietly

 

Someone's pissed.

 

If you played as well as you wrote, blah, blah,blah