want a good laugh?

i have HER in my clan lol.yeah i got a facebook as well.

 

There's several other players who have similar threats in their names: "you attack I bounty" "bounty I'll get you" "lord of bountys" and so on. So I attack/slap/bounty them just to be irritating (and I want to see if they'll go through with it).

 

either im really strong or he's really weak lol

 

so daniel did that boost really help?fyi my matey count did not change

 

I take joy in attacking this player to death.
You have severely injured Clan Leader LOL ITS JUST A GAME CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.


There was a Viking whose name was Adolf Hitler (or a VERY close one).

 

Wow, he's lucky that I don't have a link to him. Or I would work on getting him listed so often that his bounty exceeds 5T.

 

the player "if i pistol whip you invite me no attack" always gets pistol whipped and/or attacked for having such a tempting name.

 

I saw that guy on last night. I attacked and he attacked me back.
I wonder what'll happen if I Pistol Whip...


You have killed Clan Leader ifiattackyouinviteme.
That little guy is 1/4 of my level with less than 400 Chieftains. He attacked me and is on my rivals list. Does he really expect that I will clan with him because his name asked me to?

 

Maybe they're cousins?

 

how many days joined is ifiattackyouinviteme?
and what lvl?

 

208 Days as a Level 418 Raider
STATS:
Battle Kills: 624
Bounty Kills: 12
Battles Won: 11,516
Battles Lost: 740
Survival Streak: 0
Death Count: 35
Victory Streak: 0
Bounties Placed: 7
Bounty Traps: 2
Counter Attacks: 22
Cagematches Won: 1514
Cagematches Lost: 622


Busy little bee, ain't he?

 

[good] If I pistol whip you invite me no attack Level 1945 Privateer
Battle Kills: 1,220
Bounty Kills: 958
Battles Won: 43,629
Battles Lost: 52,430
Survival Streak: 0
Death Count: 824
Victory Streak: 0
Bounties Placed: 1808
Bounty Traps: 77
Counter Attacks: 10,048
Cagematches Won: 14198
Cagematches Lost: 9,568
Cagematch Kills: 28
Joined 571 days ago

 

So maybe he got bored 363 days ago and started a new character just because?

 

[HELP] Mike Egi Level 1378 Chieftain - [Kill] S666C The Haunter

That's what I just saw on the Bounty list. I think it's amusing.

 

LOL that is pretty good i think i just saw that one

 

Jerico Nowallfalla has killed Bjorn Oakenbear and claimed your Bounty of 13,730,859,251 coins.

sorry but that is funny what i just said.hahahahahahahaha

 

Come on, heal up little Turtleboy. My Axe hungers.

 

woot! i can see someone yelling SAAAAAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAAAA CLAUS!

 

You have severely injured Clan Leader attack me and i will kill you.


That is twice now. I'm trying to get him low enough to kill. Haven't made it just yet...

 

i once had

You have killed clan leader I KILL U 2.

so i just had to say "I KILL U 2..i guess..... I KILL U 2"