Fray Bentos Pie... You are NO MATCH for my trusty, handheld pocketknife laserblade attackment! I HAVE YOU OPEN!!! (thanks to my trusty beloved laserblade) I HAVE YOU COOKED!!! (thanks to all the excessively hot ladies in my squad) I HAVE YOU ACCOMPANIED BY MANY CHIPS!!! (thanks to other couch potatoes for agreeing to be hung, drawn and quartered for my enjoyment) I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!!! (except maybe something along the lines of "YUM Nom NOM!!!" ) Incase it isn't totally obvious... These pies. Even the jaws of life would break a tooth trying to get into one of these. There is no tin-opener in existence that can accomplish the opening of one first time round! I just wanted to /FLEX that i managed to open one of these bad boys... Who cares if you killed dog ma bhoan... Who cares if you killed the S I L L I F A G... Are you really trying to brag about melting a snowflake? All that matters is... Whether or not you are able To open A Fray Bentos Pie !
